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Join your guide, Dr. Reggie Neville-Sphincter, for a spine-tingling adventure out on the frontiers of ass-wiping! Its a tale of astonishing anatomical discovery, a bright new dawn in the maligned art of wiping your assand yes: its a love story! Some wicked people have alleged that this book is a satire, says the authors wife in her Foreword to this book. I ask on what, and they come up with the most inane answers. They say its a satire on self-help literature, on politics, popular music, American pretention, and even on science itselfand some have gone so far as to hint that my beloved husband, Reggie Neville-Sphincter, does not actually exist! AND YOU WONT WANT TO MISS THESE BLURBS: The thing about this book is, it actually works. I was suffering from tardiness and bunched-up hose, and now I am a star employee! Mary Cromwell, Executive Editor, Us The People Things are going to hell, and America is trapped in the bathroom. The Old Republic This is a disgusting book. No one who has been shielded from feces and ass-wiping should go near it. If your children have not learned about pooping, this is not the time to tell them. Daisy Meadows, Style Editor at The New York Review of Etiquette I can hardly believe someone had the courage to address the unacknowledged plague that faces Americans at least once a day. Publishers FourTimesMonthly My expertise in all things anal has not been questioned (or at least not doubted). Yet I must give ground to the sheer depth of insight in these pages. It is almost as if my own rear end remained unsullied by knowledge for years, while the lore of excrement was gathering on a painting of my ass that was hidden in the closet of my summer house. Oscar de la Mer Reggie Neville-Sphincter will be dropping in to share a crucial tip with the rest of us: when you wipe your ass, dont wipe. It would be a spoiler alert to tell you any more, but just let me say, you dont want to miss this show! Gayle Friends Finally, bathroom reading thats relevant to the challenge you face in the bathroom. I mean, are cookbooks about how to dig for coal, or dating books about floating interest rates Cookie Crummel in Now Then Soon to be a Netflicks original series. We cant wait to see what they do with the ending... Garden Variety Take up thy panties and walk. attributed to Yeshua in the Gospel of Dale, 9:22 A masterful exposition of the true causes behind the Florida fiasco in November 2000... Hanging chads indeed! Bias and Warp Monthly We cant solve anything else until we solve ass-wiping. Institute for American Exceptionalism Get down on your knees (preferably not right before wiping) and admit that you are powerless to pull up your pants in that position. R.U. Neville-Sphincter Report: A-Rod Turned Down Chance To Bid Against Jeb And Alex Rodriguez turned down an opportunity to bid against old teammate Derek Jeter for the Miami Marlins according to Ken Rosenthal of FOX Sports Advertisement Jeter Did Adam and Eve Really Exist? - Crisis Magazine This skepticism of a literal Adam and Eve begs for four much needed corrections First Church teaching about Adam and Eve has not and cannot change Married At First Sight 2017: Andrew backstabbing Cheryl Married At First Sight 2017: Andrew backstabbing Cheryl ends in relationship bootcamp The Crisis of Civilization - Top Documentary Films The Crisis of Civilization is a documentary feature film investigating how global crises like ecological disaster financial meltdown dwindling oil reserves I saw my coworker wiping down our kitchen sink with Drano I am a junior staff member in an office of about 20 people I have a colleague Felicia who is also junior and a good friend Felicia is smart and a great colleague Ronald Reagan And The Iran Hostage Crisis In his AIPAC speech yesterday Mitt Romney declared I believe the right course is what Ronald Reagan called peace through strength Theres a reason The Daily Show with Trevor Noah - Series Comedy Central The Daily Show is an Emmy and Peabody Award-winning program that looks at the day's top headlines through a sharp reality-based lens Along with the help of The Best Real Student Debt Stories Student Debt Crisis I am a single teacher with a masters degree (I couldn't find a job without one) who makes $37000 a year I have over $60000 in student debt mixed between federal Opinion - The Telegraph The best opinions comments and analysis from The Telegraph Godzilla Threshold - TV Tropes The Godzilla Threshold trope as used in popular culture There is wisdom in facing a threat with a proportionate response Sure There Is No Kill Like
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